Love 2.0 Freeware

Tech Support: Yes Ma'am, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install the 'Love' software. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes, I certainly can. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to click on the key to 'open your heart'. Have you located your heart key Ma'am?

Customer: Yes, but on opening it I find there are several other programmes already running there. Is it okay to install 'Love' while they are also running?

Tech Support: What other programs are running Ma'am?

Customer: Let's see, I have 'past-hurt', 'low self-esteem', 'grudge', and 'resentment' running right now.

Tech Support: No problem ma'am. Once you have successfully installed the 'Love' CD, it will gradually erase 'past-hurt' from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. As for 'low self-esteem', 'Love' will eventually override it with a module of its own called 'high self-esteem'. However, you have to completely turn off 'grudge' and 'resentment'. Those programs prevent 'Love' from being properly installed. Can you turn those off Ma'am?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and press the 'forgiveness' key. Do this as many times as necessary until 'grudge' and 'resentment' have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done. 'Love' has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the basic program. You need to begin connecting on-line to other hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "error-programme; not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry Ma'am. It simply means that the 'Love' program has been set-up to run only on internal hearts and has not, as yet, been run on your heart. In non-technical terms, it means that you have to love yourself before you can love others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down the menu and click on 'self-acceptance'; then click on the following files: 'Forgive-self'; 'Realize my worth'; 'Acknowledge my value'.

Customer: OK, done.

Tech Support: Now copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete 'verbose self-criticism' from all directories and empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files. 'Smile' is playing on my monitor and 'Peace' and 'Contentment' are copying themselves all over 'My Heart'. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sure. Sometimes, though, it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, now that 'Love' is installed and running, we need to do one more thing before we hang-up. You must remember that 'Love' is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will, in turn, share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?

Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or just "I AM." Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay heart-healthy; but the Manufacturing Entity, (ME), suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency. KEEP IN TOUCH!

~Author Unknown~ Edited by Pami Singh.